Cute SWM looking for cute uninhibited SWF with alienated father and leniant mother to stay out for hours on end and come home unquestioned at any hour of the night in any condition-- Brendon looking for person. Female a plus! Young stud looking for chick to blind date, so if I screw something up, or if you're not a chick, we'll never have seen eachother in the first place.
Totally Sexy Stud looking for a Cute Girl to spend time with, maybe share secrets, conform to the girl's ideal relationship. (Just Kidding!)
Looking for Female Half-Elf Fighter-Theif, at least level 20, with strength of eight, and great body sketch. Looking for Female cat, preferably black and white, need to breed sometime soon. Preferably one in heat.
Not for me perverts, for my Cat. Sorry Brendon, but I thought it appropriate to pose this question asked by my brother last month:
if you offer your pet for breeding, doesn't that make you like an animal pimp? We prefer the term "pet intercourse allocation and coordination specialists". Looking for girl that will inspire me to write songs and learn to play guitar and become famous. A girl who would break my heart, and then come crawling back to me after my experience with stardom. One hit wonders accepted.
Looking for SWFWLFL&NFHS. If don't know what that means, give me a call. Ladies especially.
Looking for lady who is looking for me.
For the girls who want a buff, sexy, extremely "gifted" male, look somewhere else. For the girls who want to comprimise their standards, send me an email. Brendon's Availability Chart
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7/22/01- Available
7/22/01- Still Available
7/23/01- Available while not in trancelike state (1pm-2pm)
7/24/01- Available during Waking Hours
7/25/01- Soon to take vow of celibacy if nothing comes along.
If you need a guy, then I'm the guy for you, because I'm a guy. Right?
When in doubt, ask. Ask me out while your here. Looking for girl with active medical knowledge to take care of me. Even while I'm faking it just to get attention. Must be able to kiss a "boo-boo" without repulsive look.
Looking for girl who I can come up with cute pet-names for me, and vice versa, without seeming really stupid and sappy when around my friends.
Looking for girl who looks good in swimsuit to fawn over my hot bod at the pool. And brag in locker rooms. Brendon's Email Address! Need a date? So do I! I listen to any kind of music, even country (if you look really good). I also do and eat anything you do (if you look good enough). |
